1 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,960 In our solor system 2 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:23,320 Jupiter and Saturn revolve around the Sun at their own speeds. 3 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,600 Approximately once every 20 years 4 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:31,360 When viewed from Earth, these two planets appear very close to each other, 5 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:34,560 like one bright star 6 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:34,960 Brother 7 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,880 Can you please give me a Talisman and this basket? This is what we call “The Great Conjunction.” 8 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,080 Is the child still sick? 9 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,520 The doctor says he will be fine 10 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,520 But he complains of stomach ache during the night 11 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,240 He vomits whatever he has eaten 12 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,440 Don't worry, Lord Manideva will protect him 13 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,560 What is your name child? 14 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,720 Prakasha 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,560 (Thunders and lightening) 16 00:00:58,720 --> 00:00:59,720 You will be fine soon 17 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,120 Sir, the lamp got extinguished 18 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:12,280 Is it? 19 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,560 Don't worry, it is ok 20 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:20,680 Oops! 21 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,360 Nanjunda? 22 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:23,400 It is a Talisman 23 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,520 made with chants in the child's name 24 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,160 Destruction awaits if you don't find it 25 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,600 Go and get it 26 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,160 (Thunder) 27 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,240 What are you doing there? 28 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,880 Come soon 29 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,480 Voters, the work speaks for itself 30 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,440 It is talking 31 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,880 Rayadurga's royal Lion Ramanna's 32 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,200 works are talking 33 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,800 Bus stands that look like airports 34 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,200 The roads that are similar to Singapore roads are talking 35 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,240 Hi friends you are viewing Viral Vicky's live page 36 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,840 Who will win the battle of Rayadurga? 37 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,480 Does Rayadurga need a son or a leader? 38 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,840 I'm amidst people on the street to find out their opinion 39 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:44,960 Shut down the mall first 40 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,800 Who will win, Ramanna or Deepu? 41 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,400 Deepu Sir will win 42 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,080 Dude! 43 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,560 My wellwishers were telling me 44 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,200 Even if we don't build a temple for parents 45 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,600 But ever abandon them on the steps of a temple 46 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,080 (students cheering) 47 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,120 Ramanna is a localite -Yes 48 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,280 And has won thrice -Yes 49 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,800 Deepu is only capable of self appraisal 50 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,560 and giving motivational speeches 51 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,040 But he is unaware of the challenges faced by the local residents 52 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,360 what is your take on this 53 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,320 Who said that? 54 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,240 Who said that? 55 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,280 It was the people... 56 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,520 Hit those people with slippers 57 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:14,520 (crowd screaming) 58 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:15,800 I meant to their people 59 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,680 Deepu belongs to Karnataka 60 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:18,880 Deepu is an Indian 61 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,320 It is written in the Constitution 62 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,240 Anyone can stand for elections at any place 63 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,600 Ramanna is like an old tree 64 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,720 Deepu is still a young seed 65 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,760 He is our seed and will grow into a big tree in future 66 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,440 What do you all say? 67 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,360 Yes Yes(crowd) 68 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,160 Hey, can't you see our Boss's photo ? 69 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:32,960 Why did you spit on it? 70 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,720 Hey, why have you kept the photos in the place where I spit? 71 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,800 How dare you spit on my Boss's banner? 72 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,080 Ramanna is such a rowdy, there is enough evidence 73 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,960 He has been cruel to our people 74 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,960 Jackpot? With whose permission did you bring all this in? 75 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,520 Whose permission should I seek? 76 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,960 Are you trying to establish monopoly here? 77 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,800 Hey! 78 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,600 Your Deepu is still a baby in the hands of Ramanna 79 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,840 Dude, I have kept all evidences up to date 80 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,720 And am waiting for the right time 81 00:03:58,720 --> 00:03:59,880 I will put him in his spot 82 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:05,160 (Followers get into a scuffle) 83 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,880 There were two fish were living in water 84 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,480 A baby fish asks its mother a question 85 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,280 Mommy fish, Mommy fish 86 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,280 Why do we live in water? 87 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,400 So, the Mommy fish answered 88 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,440 Because, the Earth is full of selfish beings 89 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,160 Please clap for him (crowd cheering) 90 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,320 if at all a selfish person like that exists, that is definitely our Ramanna 91 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,840 If you vote for Ramanna, your future will be in doubt 92 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,600 Ramanna's ego will be so badly hurt 93 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,720 He will just have to scoot away hopping into the red bus 94 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,280 Deepu's speech is so popular that 95 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,520 Ramanna's votes will reduce by atleast 10 of them 96 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,040 You are right brother 97 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,400 Is it a new TV? -Yes, move your head now 98 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,640 Strength of the cat is not important 99 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,440 I have sent all that you told me Uncle (how cat catches rat is important ) 100 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,560 The machine is not working Uncle -Are you at the shop Prakasha? 101 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,120 Ok 102 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:53,520 Yes 103 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,200 Ok Uncle 104 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,880 Who are you? 105 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,400 Son of Kashyapa Brahma 106 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,240 Grandson of the four faced Brahma 107 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,200 We are all your children Sir 108 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,360 After 20 years, 109 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,200 Today Jupiter and Saturn have come to their closest point again. 110 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:45,560 (chanting of Gayatri Mantra) 111 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,440 Please pour ghee Sir 112 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:49,440 Look? 113 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,520 Not over there, please put it over here -C'mon 114 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,160 Hey, you, get up -Bro, please let me go 115 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,720 I swear on my Dad, I do not have any information brother 116 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,800 Please put -Ouch! 117 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,800 Hey! sit straight -Brother please 118 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:06,200 It was slip of tongue brother, please spare me -So, was it a slip of tongue, Tiger? 119 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:10,520 Please put -Ok sit properly, I will show it to you 120 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:11,480 Brother, please 121 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,720 Ramanna had promised water supply from the dam into the lake 122 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,280 and has swindled crores of rupees 123 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,360 I have each and every information with me 124 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,280 I will put him in his spot when the right time comes 125 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,880 You can see only my reels floating on the mobile dude 126 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,720 It is completely viral on the net Prakasha 127 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,200 Tiger's reel has 1 Million views 128 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:31,840 His punch dialog has become very famous among people 129 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,680 You keep reeling like this 130 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:37,200 You will be world famous at Rayadurga by election time 131 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,440 Please let me go brother 132 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,640 (slaps) -Ouch! 133 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,080 Please stand up now 134 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,240 Turn this side 135 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,400 Please turn this side and stand here -Give me that spatula 136 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:47,840 Phew! 137 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,360 What is wrong with this again? 138 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:52,520 Huh! 139 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,720 Please keep off your mobile 140 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,200 Hold this 141 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,640 Oh Lord! 142 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,040 Oops! 143 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:08,760 Fire? 144 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,840 (crowd panicking) 145 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,440 Shivu, where are you guys? 146 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,440 Something must be wrong inside, come on let's go 147 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,560 (crowd scattering) 148 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,880 I'm not able to climb 149 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,440 Oh No! 150 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,160 Boss! -(crowd panicking) 151 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,480 Move aside! move aside! 152 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,400 Someone please bring water 153 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,320 Are you alright Boss? (crowd scattering) 154 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,320 Oops! Brother! Oops! 155 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:44,160 Ouch! Aggh! Ouch! 156 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,160 Cooker and saree? 157 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,160 Ramanna? 158 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,440 What a bad omen Pandit? 159 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,520 I will show you God! 160 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,280 Wow! 161 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:02,680 Victory to Ramanna! Victory to Ramanna! 162 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,520 Why are you still holding on to this 1947 machine? 163 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,560 The market is flooded with hi tech machines 164 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,000 You are right Venkatesha 165 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,120 I am fed up of telling my Uncle 166 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,080 The machine 167 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,280 is completely rusted 168 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,680 I have been telling him to replace it but he doesn't listen 169 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,760 Is it done Prakasha? 170 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,560 Umm? 171 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:23,840 Hello 172 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,360 Hello Venky boss? 173 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,120 Namaste Tiger? 174 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,560 You have gone viral now 175 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,200 Are you making news again? 176 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,640 I have sent you a video 177 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,440 Video? 178 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,760 See it soon 179 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,080 Hey Prakasha! -Yes? 180 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,600 Prakasha I just receive a viral matter 181 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,160 Please take a copy after the machine is repaired 182 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,120 I will take it later 183 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:43,880 Just keep an account 184 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,040 Don't forget to take a Jerax 185 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:45,520 Hey Kumara! 186 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,200 Make a bidget of pump house and drinks list and send it to me 187 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,120 Tiger has sent a gift 188 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,560 It is election special, we can make a good amount 189 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,720 I'm on my way 190 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,680 Hey! 191 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:57,400 Hello! 192 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Yes! 193 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,240 Hey! 194 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,200 Hold the phone close to your ears and then talk 195 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,240 Correct, 2 for Rs.15000/- 196 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,400 1 for Rs.25,000/- 197 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,240 Only one 198 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,080 Where do I place for your photograph, there is no space here 199 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,320 Shall I put it here? 200 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,760 (giggling) 201 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,600 Look at his smile being happy at the right spot! 202 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,320 Hey! 203 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,840 You ragpicker! 204 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,840 If I have to teach you everything, what.... 205 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,440 What are you there for then? 206 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,560 Just do as directed 207 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,880 He will be so happy to see this -Shame! 208 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,680 Why have you all ganged up here.... 209 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,280 What is this? 210 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,640 I had asked you to paste a picture of a roaring lion 211 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,720 You have pasted a pale lion's photo instead 212 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,240 If you look at my face, I will rant about your whole family 213 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,680 Speed up your job, I will be back 214 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,360 Agree? -Yes 215 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,320 Useless fellows! 216 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,520 (Grinning) 217 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,400 Ramanna? 218 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,200 Ufff! 219 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,320 Look at this Boss! 220 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,160 (grins) 221 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,040 Sir? 222 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,000 It is a very valuable video 223 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,160 So... 224 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:02,560 Just be frank and tell me how much is your fee? 225 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,080 You are great Sir 226 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,280 You have hit the right point 227 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,320 Sir, it has summed up to Rs.25,200/- 228 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,440 Did you say Rs.25000/- 229 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:11,800 Is it high Sir? 230 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,200 Let me score out chips, Pump house, travel and lunch expenses 231 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,400 Sir, Rs.15,000/-? 232 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,600 Did you say Rs.15,000/-? 233 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,200 Is it still high? 234 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,520 Let me score out Beaty parlour, Massage and Sides expenses 235 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,280 Sir, it is just Rs.7000/- 236 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:32,880 (laughing) 237 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,760 Don't worry I will give you Rs.25000/- 238 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,160 (grins) 239 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,880 Super Sir 240 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,320 Hey! Go to Ramanna's house right now for a breaking news -Super Sir 241 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,320 Inspector? 242 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,280 I have cought a 243 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,840 huge bait who is distributing sarees and cookers 244 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,320 I have forwarded a video, see it 245 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,080 Now it's your turn to make me happy 246 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,160 I will guarantee your happiness 247 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,280 Sir? 248 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,360 Hold on! 249 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,080 Thrice, Thrice 250 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,640 Without a single fake vote 251 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,000 Without distributing free gifts 252 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,080 The one and only leader who has won the hearts of the people 253 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,680 is our Boss 254 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,040 Hmm 255 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,680 Are you doubting the Lion King himself? 256 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,240 I will find that complainant wherever he is 257 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:10,400 Yes 258 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,520 We are ready to shell down our lives for Ramanna 259 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,720 If you try to defame him 260 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,560 We are even ready to serve a jail sentence 261 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,800 Hey, pull down your dhoti 262 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:21,240 (fans and police in a scuffle) 263 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,240 Give way to Ramanna 264 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,840 What is happening here? Stop it! 265 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,800 Sir Namaste! -Namaste! 266 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,400 We have got information that saree, cooker and liquor 267 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,640 is being distributed with a video clipping as proof 268 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,520 This matter has been escalated to our higher ups 269 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,600 Please cooperate with us to do our duty 270 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,600 Hey! useless fellow! -Ouch! 271 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,880 When we let in a stray dog and feed him with milk 272 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:43,360 How dare you stop an Officer at the entrance ? 273 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,200 Sorry 274 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,000 Apologies! 275 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,680 Please come in 276 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,080 Please go ahead and search 277 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,960 Please take everything that you find 278 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,840 Hey Bharatha, close the gate, hey, all of you go out! 279 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,120 Ok, please leave, there is nothing that you can find 280 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,880 Deepu has sent a book 281 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,320 We are leaving to Ramanna's house now 282 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:25,000 Inform Ramanna to serve us a good chicken biryani 283 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,200 Ahhh! 284 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,760 How much is the Inspector demanding? 285 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,240 He is expecting a huge amount Sir 286 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:35,880 Sure, but ask him to trap the Tiger first 287 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,520 (calling ) 288 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,400 (slaps) 289 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,640 Sir, Sir, ouch! 290 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,760 You always get into trouble 291 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,040 What do you store in your brain? 292 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,720 Handle it carefully until the elections are over -Ok 293 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:53,320 Ok Sir 294 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,720 How could he make a video in your presence? 295 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,320 I'm also confused Sir 296 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,680 (crowd conversation) 297 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,320 Tch! -Ah! 298 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,720 (Kannda song playing) 299 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,840 (perfume spray) 300 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,840 Enough! 301 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,360 Sooji might run away for the strong fragrance 302 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:16,240 Look jackpot, he is jealous of my love 303 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:16,960 Is it? 304 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:17,960 Well? 305 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,400 It is not yet time for the college closing hours 306 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,400 What is the matter behind your early departure? 307 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,200 She said " I'm not able to concentrate in the class" 308 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,600 "Please come soon Prakasha" 309 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,040 "I want to see you" 310 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,160 Can you shut your ass! You are not new to me 311 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,000 Even if the girl would have refused 312 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,160 You would have convinced her to meet 313 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,280 I know very well about your pranks 314 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,400 Don't keep blabbering Jingchak 315 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,520 Your name will be missing in our wedding invitation 316 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,280 I will erase it with my left hand 317 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,520 Let alone my name 318 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,200 First you ensure your name beside hers in the invitation 319 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,800 I'm sure about that 320 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,720 The wedding bells will ring soon 321 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,440 Just after her education 322 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,240 I will get married to her 323 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,560 Buy a Jumbu Jerax 324 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,600 I will go on my honemoon in a flight and you will see that -Oh ! what a dream? 325 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,640 Only your face is burning now 326 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,600 Later all your parts from top to bottom 327 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,600 will start burning, watch it 328 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,000 No way, no chance 329 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,520 The mobile is charging, be careful 330 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,960 I will be back soon 331 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,600 Hey Prakasha ! 332 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,800 Please fill petrol for Rs.50/- you can barely reach the bunk for now 333 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,320 Who will give me the money? 334 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:19,960 I will fill it for Rs.30/- 335 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,120 He is talking about going in a flight 336 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,360 Can't spare Rs.50/- for petrol 337 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,480 Did you eat the other piece of cucumber? 338 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,800 Who is this guy Sooji? 339 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,680 He is so good looking 340 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,360 Yeah 341 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,640 Don't keep oggling at him 342 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,000 Where does he work? 343 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,160 He is working at the Sub-Registrar's office 344 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,000 I couldn't bear Dad's torture 345 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,160 And was forced to see the boy's picture 346 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,680 And then I fell flat for him 347 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,840 I have met him a couple of times -Hmm? 348 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,480 We will be leaving to Bangalore after our wedding 349 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,520 Then what about your love Jerax Prakasha? 350 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:54,720 I will manage until the wedding date nears 351 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,760 Later 352 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,640 I will tell him ,"You will find a better than girl me Prakasha", 353 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,160 Just like the dialogue in the movie Milana and escape 354 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,160 He is so handsome 355 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,000 What's his name? 356 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,080 Revanth 357 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,000 Hey shekhara? 358 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,880 You fool, I didn't say 2 for Rs.20,000/- 359 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,680 Hang up, I will call you back 360 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,040 Hello, Malaysian dog? 361 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,320 Woof! Woof! 362 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,280 Where is your brothern? 363 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,160 I don't know Big Uncle 364 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,600 I know that you are aware but are not ready to tell me 365 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,600 Well....he is ....machine? 366 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,040 Don't trigger me 367 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,320 Wait a minute 368 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:48,320 (mobile ringing) 369 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,760 Oh, he has a love song as a ringtone? 370 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,200 (mobile ringing) 371 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,880 Why is he changing the song every week? 372 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,880 Is he flirting around with anyone? 373 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,320 Not at all Big Uncle, he was not well 374 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,440 I have sent him to hospital 375 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,520 I gave him money for petrol and have sent him in my vehicle 376 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,240 (scoffs) 377 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,320 Wash your mouth in petrol -What? 378 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,800 Doesn't even know how to lie too, huh 379 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,720 (phone vibrating) 380 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,960 Ugh 381 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,720 Bangari? 382 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,360 Chinni, where are you? 383 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,120 Chinni? 384 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,320 Aww! Your Chinni is on the way 385 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,200 When did he leave? 386 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,760 He left about 20 minutes ago Big Uncle 387 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,000 He will reach there in another 20 minutes 388 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:32,720 Huh 389 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,360 (clears throat) 390 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,000 As soon as that dog comes 391 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,640 Ask him to come and bark near our banner shop 392 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,400 Ok -Hey how much is 15 15? 393 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,880 How is it 25000/- ? 394 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,880 I will pour cow urine in your mouth, idiot 395 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,040 Impossible Prakasha! 396 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,560 I need atleast Rs.1000/- now 397 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,280 I had told you earlier? 398 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,560 You do this all the time 399 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,280 Please keep this 500 for now Sooji 400 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,320 I will go back to the shop and send another 500/- 401 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,760 That machine is not working. Damn it! 402 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,680 There is no business at all 403 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,600 I will do something, please keep this 404 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,240 Ok 405 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,960 The same excuse always 406 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,680 Let's keep all this after marriage 407 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,080 Listen 408 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,640 Do you know what is special in town tomorrow? 409 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,280 Tomorrow? 410 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,120 What is so special? 411 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,120 I don't know Sooji, what is it? 412 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,440 What? 413 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,320 Never mind 414 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,440 Why don't you tell me? 415 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,400 Not a big deal 416 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,840 Ok Bye 417 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,160 It might rain 418 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,640 Don't forget to send 500/- 419 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,400 Hold on 420 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,640 (Lightening) 421 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,600 You are so short tempered 422 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,880 Tomorrow is my girl's happy birthday 423 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,000 Come dear, how can I forget that? 424 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,720 They are looking out for alliances at home Prakasha 425 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,480 Dad wants to get me married soon after college 426 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 If you agree 427 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,280 I will come to your house tomorrow and speak with your Dad 428 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,600 I will explain to him 429 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,400 that such a thing has happened between us 430 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,960 As elders, I will ask them for some more time 431 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,240 How much time will you ask for? 432 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,680 6 months ? 1 year? 433 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,200 When nothing could be done in 3 years 434 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,360 What miracle could happen in six months? 435 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,440 Your good times will never come and this won't move forward 436 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,560 That's not right Sooji 437 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,440 Had you not told me? 438 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,720 To talk about this after your college term? 439 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,680 Now you are saying the opposite ? 440 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,440 (hiccup) 441 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,600 (giggles) 442 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,280 Hmm? 443 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,040 I was just pulling your leg 444 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,320 Have I not told you ? 445 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,680 That I will speak at home after college 446 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,840 You are so sensitive 447 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:51,640 Here 448 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,360 Wipe your tears 449 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,000 I don't need this 450 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,880 Hmmm 451 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,880 Wait and watch 452 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,040 I swear 453 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,040 I will grow in my business before you finish college 454 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Cheluvanna has promised me 455 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,200 That he will get me Jumbo Jerax after the elections 456 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,880 After the elections 457 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,640 The whole town will look high upon me 458 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,160 The whole Rayadurga 459 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,600 should be stunned upon witnessing our wedding 460 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,800 Not only in this birth 461 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,280 In all future births 462 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,080 You will pray to have me as your husband 463 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:18,800 Wait and watch 464 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,160 Hmm 465 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,160 That ba****rd Uncle of mine 466 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,840 He must feel jealous 467 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,520 Well 468 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,840 Prakasha, that reminds me 469 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,000 When I had called you in the evening 470 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,120 to find out where you were 471 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,400 Your Uncle picked the call 472 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,040 Uhh! 473 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:31,840 Uncle? 474 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,200 (Lightening and thunder) 475 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,240 As you were an orphan 476 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,480 I reared you up since childhood 477 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,440 And gave you responsibilty of this shop 478 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,200 I should hit myself with my own slippers 479 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,360 Uncle? -Don't talk 480 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,080 Chinni? Ha? 481 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:44,200 Huh 482 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,480 Catch it! 483 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,600 When I asked you the reason behind the dull business? 484 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,240 You gave me reason that the machine was not working 485 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,000 Useless fellow 486 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,080 I swear on my mother Uncle -Don't talk 487 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,280 This problem is not because of the old machine 488 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,400 The machine is heated up and that's is the real problem 489 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,800 As your Uncle, let me tell you something 490 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,520 We must control the machine 491 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,640 The machine should not control us -Hmm 492 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,200 You are such a weakling! 493 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,160 And you are already in love? 494 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,960 Take care of the machine 495 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,120 -You useless fellow 496 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,880 You never let me live in peace 497 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,720 God should have taken you instead of my Dad 498 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,880 Look at your face, a saintly appearance 499 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:35,240 Everyone are dying, why are you still alive 500 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,880 You rascal! Hey! 501 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:53,000 (Machine whirring) 502 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,240 (Machine whirring) 503 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,640 (Machine whirring) 504 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,840 (Machine whirring) 505 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,120 (Machine whirring) 506 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,800 (Machine whirring) 507 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,360 Colour Xerox? 508 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,160 (thunder and lightning) 509 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,320 Approximately once every 20 years 510 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,000 This is what we call “The Great Conjunction.” 511 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,880 (gasps for breath) 512 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:15,600 Uncle? 513 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:20,480 (panics)